annoy your boyfriend with dragon sock puppets
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My boyfriend and I were kissing. Then all of the sudden my phone starts ringing. We were interrupted by this..
the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.
I feel old…
literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar